Now that the pool was empty the pompadoured handyman got to work. He arrived on time with a tattooed helper and within a few minutes the entire equipment shed was gone, all of the lines cut away, the electrical capped and holes were being jackhammered into the pool.
These two guys worked really hard and took no lunch breaks saying they work harder when they're hungry cause they're angrier. Oooookay. Finally by around 4:00 that day the fence was gone, the equipment was gone, the fiberglass spa was gone, the pipes were ground down and there were four holes in the pool. The pompadoured handyman said, "Since we got this done in one day instead of two you can knock off $100 from the bill." I told him he was nuts for thinking he should be penalized for being fast and efficient. I gave him $500 and he and the tattooed guy drove off with all of the remnants of the pool, fence and spa.
They will definitely be rehired.
Now all I need is for the city inspector to sign off on the holes in the pool.
